從愛心出發

草地上有一群牛，其中有兩隻在聊天。甲牛對乙牛說：「哇，最近有關狂牛症的新聞不斷傳出，我真擔心哪！不知道我們是否安全？會不會已經蔓延到這裡來了？要不要緊？你知道我們可以透過什麼症狀來判斷自己是否染病嗎？」

另一隻牛說：「我對這方面真的毫無概念，不過我認為那離我們還很遠，不是嗎？」

一旁的丙牛插進來說：「噢，我們鴨子應該不用擔心那個吧！」 

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Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, 
January 2, 2007, Duisburg, Germany 
(Originally in English)

There was a herd of cows in the field, and two of the cows were talking together. Cow A said to Cow B, "Wow, it really makes me worry, all this mad cow disease news going on. I don't know if we are safe, if it's already here and if we're OK or not. Do you know of any sign, to know if we get mad cow disease?"

And the other cow said, "I have no idea, really, but I think it's still far away, no?"

So the third cow nearby, Cow C, chipped in and said, "Oh, that shouldn't worry us ducks, you know!"   >>