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清海無上師以英文講於美國佛州 2003.02.04（DVD#754）

銷售公司的老闆對一位員工訓話：「重要的是要記得重複、重複、重複！『不斷重複』是重要關鍵！推銷產品時，要用盡各種方法對客戶不斷反覆地遊說，對他們進行疲勞轟炸。情況需要的話，即使讓對方對你厭惡、反感也在所不惜。就是不要忘記『重複再重複！』這是得到業績、銷售產品的不二法門！」

員工回答：「老闆，了解了！」

老闆又說：「好，現在說說看你們來找我有什麼事？」

員工回答：「老闆，我要加薪！加薪！加薪！」

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清海無上師以英文講於美國佛州 2003.02.04（DVD#754）

有位牧師受託去通知一位有心臟病的人，說他剛繼承了一百萬元，因為大家擔心他的心臟承受不了，怕他聽了會因震驚過度而死。

牧師說：「好！沒問題！」於是他就到那個人家裡，語氣輕柔地跟他聊天。最後牧師說：「約翰，要是你繼承了一百萬元，你會怎麼辦？」

約翰回答：「牧師，要是那樣的話，我想我會捐一半給你的教會。」牧師一聽，當場昏死過去了！

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Repetition Has Many Applications!

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754

In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, "The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That’s the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people’s throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don’t ever forget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It’s the only way to get results and sell our products!"

So, the employee said, "Yes, sir!"

Then the boss said, "Now, what was it you came to see me about?"

And the employee replied, "Well, sir, it’s about a raise, a raise, a raise!"

The Shock that Came Full Circle

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754

A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars because everyone was worried that since the man had heart trouble, he might get too shocked and die.

So the minister said, "OK, no problem!" He then went over to the man’s house, spoke to him gently and finally asked, "John, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?"

John responded, "Well, Pastor, I think I would give half of it to your church." And the minister fell over dead!

 

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